Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
Those are my principles. If you don’t like them… I have others.
You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
I couldn’t fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
Damn right I’m good in bed i can sleep for hours!
God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
I’m telling you ociffer, I’m not drunk!
Dain Bramaged.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
I love cats…they taste just like chicken
Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
Cute But Psycho…
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it!
Life is hilariously cruel A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on
Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
When I want your opinion, I’ll beat it out of you
Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed