God Made Elks, God Made Deers, God Made NSYNC A Bunch Of Queers!
God Made Men A Penis And A Brain, But Not Enough Blood To Supply To Run Both At Once!
God Made Mountains, God Made Trees, God Made (Name), But We All Make Mistakes!
God Made Mud, God Made Dirt, God Made Guys So Girls Could Flirt!
God Made The Land, God Made The Sea, God Needed A Princess So He Made Me!
God Made The Wind Blow, God Made The Sun Shine, But How The Hell Did He Make You So Fine!
God Make Coke, God Made Pepsi God Made Some Girls Way To Sexy!
Good Looking Girls Are Hard To Find, That’s Why You Don’t See Me Too Often!
Good Made Man First…Woman Was Just An Afterthought!