When pain can’t bless, heaven quits us in despair.
Love fails, only when we fail to love.
Where there is great love there are always miracles.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart…
You love to hate the one who loves the one you hate to love.
For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
A wounded heart can with difficulty be cured.
When god made me, he was just showin off!
Caution: I’m mental! communicate with me at ur own risk!
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.