No fear! (NAME) is here!
I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me.
I’m better than normal, I’m abnormal!
By the time you read this, you’ve already read it.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Quitting smoking is easy, I’ve done it a hundred times.
If you hate me, i love you too. It ain’t my fault i’m better than you.
Drugs cause amnesia, and other things I can’t remember
Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!
Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy