When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!
When I Die…I Wanna Be Bured Upside Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass!
When I Walk Into A Room All The Guys Look In My Direction…But Can I Blame Them Im Pure Perfection!
When I Was Younger I Played With Toys Now That Im Older I Play With Boys!
When Im Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded!
When In Love Be Fair And Honest Even When It Hurts!
When It Hurts To Look Back And Your Scared To Look Ahead…Look Beside You…I’ll Be There!
When Life Gives You Hot Guys…Dates Them!