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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!

There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

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When One Door Closes, Another Opens…Sometimes We Spend So Much Time Looking At The Closed Ones We Don’t See The Ones That Oppened!
When Times Get Hard…All I Do Is Close My Eyes And Think Of You!
When You Fall Into Love Be Prepared For The Other Person To Fall Out…Most Relationship Don’t Last A Lifetime!
When You Finally Find The Perfect Guy You Think To Yourself Why Isnt He Taken?
When You Judge Others You Don’t Define Them You Define Yourself!

When God Made Me He Was Just Showing Off!
When I Die…I Wanna Be Bured Upside Down So The Whole World Can Kiss My Ass!
When I Walk Into A Room All The Guys Look In My Direction…But Can I Blame Them Im Pure Perfection!
When I Was Younger I Played With Toys Now That Im Older I Play With Boys!
When Im Not In My Right Mind, My Left Mind Gets Pretty Crowded!
When In Love Be Fair And Honest Even When It Hurts!
When It Hurts To Look Back And Your Scared To Look Ahead…Look Beside You…I’ll Be There!
When Life Gives You Hot Guys…Dates Them!

What Lies Before Us And What Lies Behind Us Are Tiny Matters To What Lies Between Us!
What You See Is Never What You Get!
What You See Is What You Get So Drool On, Dream On, Move On!
What You See Is What You Get So Make Your Move You Wont Regret!
Whats Starts With An F And Ends With A UCK?…Fire Truck!
What’s The Difference Between Boy Soccer And Girl’s Soccer?…Oh Yeah…Girls Make It Look Better!
What’s Your Name? Or Don’t Angels Have Name?
When A Girl Loves A Guy The Sweetest Thing In The World Is To Hear Him Admit He Treasures Her!

Last Night I Looked Up at the Stars and Matched Each One With a Reason Why I Love You I Was Doing Great, But then I Ran Out of Stars!
Last Night I was Laying in my Bed Looking up a the Stars When I realised…Where the Fuck is my Ceiling!
Learn The Rules…Then Break Them…
Let Me Sit On Your Lap and We Can Talk About the First Thing That Pops Up!
Let the World Roll Along…I’ll Catch Up Later
Let them Notice You, Not You Notice Them!
Let’s Play Peral Harbour, You Lay Down and I’ll Blow The Hell Out of You
Life Has Treated Me Like a Baby Treats It’s Diaper

Keep The Pictures, They Never Change Only The People In Them Do!
Kiss Me In The Light….Love Me In the Dark….Hold Me ’till The End…And I Promise I won’t Break Your Heart
Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated…So Kiss Me Baby! I’m Vaccinated!
Kissing You Is Like Drinking Salty Water You Drink But The Thirst Only Increases
Lalalalala I’m Not Listening!
Last Night I Dreamed I Ate a Giant Marshmallow….When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone!
Last Night I Hugged My Pillow and Dreamed of You…I wish that Someday I’d Dream About My Pillow and I’d be Hugging You!