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I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend/girlfriend thinks so
I dream about a monster, about you!
Your village called, their idiot is missing
Girls/Guys are like lava lamps: good to look at, but not very bright
I’d smack you but shit splatters!

There are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet
If you tell someone you like people, they can’t resist liking you back
He/She who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, who has one enemy will meet him everywhere
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his
True friendship is a plant of slow growth
A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods
A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend
A faithful friend is the medicine of life
Friendship needs no words….
The best personal mirror is the opinion of a friend
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Two are better than one
A true friend tells you your faults in private

Don’t lead me to temptation… I can find it by myself
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
Bad Spellers Untie!
You must master your joystick, as a fisherman masters bait
Those who know do not say, those who say do not know
The road to success is always under construction
I’m looking forward to regretting this
‘Pessimist’ is a word used by optimists to describe someone who sees the world for what it really is
Alcohol releases the inner retard in all of us…

He’s lookin so fine, he’s gonna be mine
I Am Laughing At Your Display Picture
I’m cool, I’m hot….I’m everything you’re not
If you hate me, I love you too. It ain’t my fault I’m better than you
Your Hairs Are On Fire.Go Call Fire Dept.
Im like a parking ticket, I have ‘FINE’ written all over me!
Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
If you think I’m a bitch, you should see my mom
Take my advice…I don’t need it anyways
Fat people are harder to kidnap
What a shame…looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
If you want breakfast in bed…sleep in your kitchen!
24 beers in a case, 24 hours in a day… coincidence? I think not!
Your village just called… they want their idiot back!
Save Water, Drink Beer
God Made Men First, Then He Had A Better Idea.
Some Mistakes Are Too Funny To Only Make Once
What happens if u get scared half to death twice?
If Barbie is soo popular…how come you have to buy her friends?
I’m Blonde…what’s your excuse?

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Some Guys Say “Suck On It” But I Say “Sorry I Choke On Small Objects”!
Some Kiss Behind The Garden Gate Cuz Luv Is Blind, But Neighbors Ain’t
Some May Call It Extasy, Some May Call It Destiny, Some May Call It Meant To Be But I Just Call It You And Me!
Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once!
Some People Are Just Not Meant To Be In Your Life!
Some People Get Lost In Thoughts Because It’s Such Unfamiliar Territories!
Someday You Will Be Sorry, Someday You’re Free, Memories Will Remind You, That We Were Meant To Be!

So Many Boys, So Little Time!
So With A Touch Of My Hair And Twist Of My Hips This Little Angel Is Gone With A Kiss!
Some Call Me Hot And Sweet, But I Call Myself Unique Aint No One Got My Technique!
Some Call Me Slut, Some Call Me Hoe But They Scream My Name Louder Than You All Know!
Some Girls Are Nice, Some Girls Are Bad…I Come In Both Flavours Im The Best You Ever Had!
Some Guys Are Like Gum, They Loose Their Flavor But Others Are Like Ice Cream You Save Them For Later!
Some Guys Call Me Milkshake Maker Cause I Make Them Nice And Creamy!

Shaking My Bootie, Moving My Hips, Making You Drool And Lick Your Lips Bet No Other Girl Can Tease You Like This!
She Thinks She Has Style, She Thinks She Has Class…But What I Know IS That She Don’t Have 1 Inch Of Ass!
Should I Love Who I Wanna Love Or Love Who My Friend Says To Love?
Should I Smile Cause you’re my Friend Or Cry Cause That’s All We’ll Ever Be!
Silence Is Golden But Shouting Is Fun!
Since Nobody’s Perfect, Im Nobody!
Smart Girls Are More Interested In Having Fun Than Looking Perfect!
Smile…In Confuses People!
Smile…It Scares People!

I Am A Princess, I Live In The Clouds, If You Want To Kick It With Me You Better Bow Down…So Get On You Kneew And Call Me You Highness Cause Baby Believe Me Im New Yorks Finest!
I Am Actually Quite Pleasant…Til Im Awake!
I Am Beginning To Think He Likes Me…Should I Like Him Back?
I Am Independent And Abusive…Stay Out Of The Way!
I Am Just A Girl Standing Infront Of A Boy Asking Him To Love Me!
Sexy, Sweet And Hard To Get, Pretty Cool We Rule This School, Knock ‘Em Dead With Your Looks, Were Popular And Got Them Hooked!

(Name) Is A Couple Of Watts Short Of A Light Bulb
Girls Go To College To Get More Knowledge, Boys Go To Jupiter To Get Stupider!
Girls Your Kinda Like Vitamin C, Because You Make My Bone Get Hard!
Give A Mouse A Cookie, He’ll Want A Glass Of Milk!
Give Me A Kiss, Give Me The World, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Be Your Girl. Give Me A Smile, Give Me Your Time, Give Me Your Love And I’ll Give You Mine!
Give Me A Vodka On The Rocks…Hold The Vodka, Im A Designated Driver…Hum…Give Me A Glass Of Ice And That’d Be Nice!